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Well, I accidentally deleted the original post, so here it is again. My apologies if you were looking for it, but couldn’t find it!

With the recent movement in the over-the-counter approval of Plan B, otherwise known as the “morning after pill” many advertisers are standing in line, hoping to land the marketing contract of a life time. Lets take a look at what some marketing slogans for Plan B that are destined to fail. The following are slogans that myself and a few others came up with over the course of the last 18 hours or so.

*Note: This is a work of satire and some would consider it extremely offense, at the very least in very very very bad taste, you have been warned (and fyi, I myself AM adopted).

1. Plan B - because condoms are for cowards
2. Whats better than shedding 5 pounds? Shedding a Fetus at the same time! Plan B, your special weight-loss plan
3. Plan B - Because Plan A just really wasnt that smart
4. Plan B - Because you dont want to shit the bed later
5. Plan B - the Cadillac of coat-hangers
6. Plan B - Less bruising than falling down a flight of stairs
7. Plan B - Who says PMS only need come once a month
8. Plan B - Because you want to do it twice, Period.
9. Plan B - At least you wont have a kid with AIDS
10. Plan B - Because Plan C is REALLY unpleasant
11. Plan B - Because your kids deserve a daddy with money
12. Plan B - Because adoption sucks
13. Plan B - Because you found out he really IS your cousin
14. Plan B - Its like you were never raped!
15. Plan B - Its better than 20 to Life
16. Plan B - Because unexpected pregnancies lead to poor people, and poverty leads to religious stupidity
17. Plan B - To Hell with stretchmarks
18. Plan B - Your way to avoid protesters
19. Plan B - Because Post-abortion parties just arent that fun
20. Plan B - Because you couldnt wait for the abortion
21. Plan B - because you *need* to fit into that dress
22. Plan B - Now that a spicy-a meat-a-ball
23. Plan B - Paris Hilton has done it.
24. Plan B - Abortion is SOO last Century
25. Plan B - If the “Virgin” Mary had known about this, wed still be Jews
26. Plan B - Because you didnt fuck Chuck Norris
27. Plan B - Because Mario would have been better off without Luigi
28. Plan B - Cost to benifit ratio, need we say more?
29. Plan B - Because your mom lied to me about Menopause
30. Plan B - Its a license to skank it up
31. Plan B - It beats banging alter boys
32. Plan B - Its what Jesus would do
33. Plan B - Its better if you dont disappoint your parents
34. Plan B - Because daddy said he had a vasectomy
35. Plan B - Its like giving candy to babies
36. Plan B - Sex rules, babies drool.
37. Plan B - Cheaper than a paternity test
38. Plan B - Swallow pills, not semen
39. Plan B - No one should ever eat anchovies with peanut butter
40. Plan B - Helping spread Hep C since 1999
41. Plan B - When you cant remember last night or where you left your panties.
42. Plan B - Because Maury doesnt know who be your baby daddy
43. Plan B - Cheaper than paying for college
44. Ive got great news! i just saved a bunch of money on diapers, clothes, soccer practices, a mini van, and dental work; Thanks Plan B!
45. Plan B - To rid your body of parasites
46. Plan B - Child labor laws are too strict to make one profitable
47. Plan B - So you dont have children that dont appreciate your sacrifices
48. Plan B - Because youre lesbian, you only experimented with a penis once
49. Plan B - Because my husband is in Iraq until NEXT week
50. If Plan A is to have a child as ugly as the men you fuck, then try Plan B.
51. Plan B - Just because he makes a good uncle doesnt make him a good father
52. Plan B - Little. Yellow. Deadly.
53. Plan B - After he buys the ring.
54. Plan B - The FDA wouldnt allow us to call it “Plan X”
55. Plan B - Because abortion is wrong
56. Plan B - Its not like the kids paying rent or anything.
57. Plan B - Turn in my Jetta for an SUV? Fuck that!