Thoughts on thanksgiving, or things you might overhear there….
- Just what I was hoping for, a day to celebrate the obliteration of natives!
- We *tell* our kids that we broke bread with natives, but….we know what really happened
- Thanksgiving….this is for giving us disease-riddled blankets
- Thanksgiving…at this point you’d actually rather be with natives than with Uncle Wally.
- Thanksgiving…IF I SEE ONE MORE MOTHERFUCKING PUMPKIN PIE I WILL FUCKING MURDER EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKS!
- All this shit for cheaper sales tommorrow. Fuck that.
- Thanksgiving….the holiday to commemorate leaving oppression to oppress others!
- The fuck is wrong with those Peanuts kids, Toast and Popcorn on turkey day?!?
- Quick, turn on the parade! I want to see if the Cat in the Hat will strike again!
- Is Paula Dean really going to put ALL that butter inside that bird?
- Screw the white meat, the dark is so much juicier
- Now that’s what I call a breast!
- I don’t care how burnt the bird is we are NOT going out for Chinese damnit!
- Cletus, stop, no, stop damn it, thats not what they mean by filling the turkey with your own stuffing!
- Black-eyed Peas? No thanks, I don’t like hip-hop, now do you have any of those peas with the little black spot in the middle?
- This just in, John Madden’s heart has resigned, citing too many turkey legs
- Is that a baster in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?
- Woman! Get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and bake me a pie!
- If you don’t eat yer meat, you can’t have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat yer meat?
- ? feel free to add some more!
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1 Joe // Dec 6, 2006 at 12:19 am
Do you know why England didn’t want the them to live there? Because the Pilgrims where a bunch assholes. These people where against reading books and celebrating Christmas. They would probably also be against the modern form of the Thanksgiving holiday.
After England (and Holland) wisely gave these people the boot, they came to America. In spite of their previous whining about religious persecution, they set up theocratic colonies in America where they were free to burn people alive for being witches.
I believe what they were thankful for was the fact the Indians were a bunch of dumbasses that didn’t know enough to scalp them before they could give them their syphilis.
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