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What’s better than eating your mom?

September 20th, 2007 · No Comments

Eating a bacon wrapped chocolate bar. As soon as these are back in stock I’m so ordering one!

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Tags: Food · General · News of the Bizarre

Man Burns Himself to Death In Protest

November 15th, 2006 · No Comments

Courtesy of Infoshop News, I learned of a Chicago anti-war protester who burned himself to death on the side of the Kennedy. According to the article this is a relatively unpublicized event.
On the one hand I understand why the media would not want to cover it, if anything this might be a case that […]

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Tags: General · News of the Bizarre · Politics

The Curse of Jebediah Springfield

November 10th, 2006 · No Comments

According this MSNBC article, George Washington has succombed to the same fate as Springfield’s beloved founder Jebediah Springfield when Bart decapitated the founder to impress Kerny and Jimbo.
To add insult to injury to dear ole George, a one dollar bill was found at the scene, Washington’s head, again, was missing.

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Tags: Funny · General · News of the Bizarre

Fight the war on Terror - Get Breast Implants!

August 15th, 2006 · No Comments

Apparently they are for more than just looking at, breast implants can save your life!

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Tags: General · News of the Bizarre

Oh No He Didn’t Just Throw Scissors!

February 22nd, 2006 · No Comments

Phil, I always knew that would would acheive great and wonderful things! Best of luck in Valpo!
This quote HAS to make you want to go read this…
Oh SHIT, no WAY he just threw rock!!!!
And if you are skeptical of Phil’s abilities when it comes to being honest…the little poker player he is…a little bit […]

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Tags: General · News of the Bizarre